A NEW UNITARY THEORY, BRINGING TOGETHER THE LAWS OF EVOLUTION AND PHYSICS

Mme. Magpie's Theory of Evolution has been finally proven conclusively today. She is so excited that she wants to share her important advance in the Laws of Physics with you. She has long held that evolution occurs through the process of transmogrification. The changes generally occur in dark and murky locales, with the washer/drier and her clothes closet providing the principal sites for change. What occurs at these stations? Come, come, it is quite obvious! – socks and hangers interchange in a magnificent transformation. She knew this to be true, but she was seeking more proof. Today she found both the proof she needed, and she learned of a new transmogrification site– one of her many hat boxes. She carefully stores the out-of-season chapeaux in hatboxes in her closet, and, as she was performing her biannual chore of bringing out the winter hats, she came across a box in which transmogrification was in actual progress! Both hangers and socks were present, along with a missing belt of my husband's (obviously a transitional byproduct). There they were, caught in the very act! I thought I caught the sound of fading trumpets as well as a whispered word -- possibly "Eureka". It was truly an awesome experience – Do any of you have access to a Stockholm phone directory? I believe there's a few folk to whom I should be talking. . .